|I'm flying there because weekend bus service sucks.|
My own teen shopping experiences suggest this isn't going to end well, but maybe in the fashion doll world, clothing manufacturers are kinder.
Let's see what Bumblebee finds...
First stop is Forever 21, a.k.a. where the Monster High crowd shops.
|Frankie: I... don't think we carry anything like your size.|
|Shira: You should probably mail-order your superhero wardrobe.|
|Bumblebee: What occasions do you even wear this for?|
Pippa: It's a long story.
|Bumblebee: How do you not step on the swirly bits?|
Nicole: Why do you think I switched to a nice normal sundress?
|I can't even...|
|Daisy: It's actually pretty close to being that short on me, too.|
|I think we have a win! And it's under $3.|
|The length wouldn't be awful in a straighter leg,|
but the inseam-to-waist rise... this is NOT how you size a tall.
|I can't buy a simple knit top. What is the deal here?|
|On top, I'm a kid playing dress-up in mom's clothes.|
On the bottom, I'm matronly. This sucks.
|Zora: That's... kind of hot.|
|This is the best garment I will ever own,|
and I can wear it only three weeks of the year.
Which I'm going to do, EVERY SINGLE DAY.
|Time for Cinnabon! And then maybe a trip to Joann for fabric.|