|Leopard, tiger, zebra, and snake! But mostly leopard.|
So for $10, I got sixteen outfits (counting the overcoats separately), thus 62.5 cents an outfit. Since I was specifically looking to fit the cheaper dolls (especially the unarticulated underclass) who have more unusual figure types, this is a heck of a deal even if some outfits prove too tacky to be useful. I considered sticking to one overcoat-doll pack and one fashion pack,but there were items in both variations of each that I wanted... and you can't beat the price.
The socks in the background hint that some of the gals have assembled to see what might fit them.
|It's like a scrimmage at Filene's basement. Are you ready?|
Let's open a box. In true Lovely Patsy manner, the card with the product slides right out of the box. The dresses are on plastic body forms.
|L-R: cute, tacky, wut, cute, cute.|
|Noble simplicity in packaging.|
|Does NOTHING come in a size 6?|
Akilah Nichelle got first dibs on dresses because her summer dress is one of my worse. Unfortunately, old-style Barbies were red-hot mamas who overflow current styles. It's too bad -- purple leopard makes her skin glow.
|I got the buns,hon, and this dress is not going over them.|
|Put me in tasteful tiger stripes, and I lose the bitch-face.|
|Kayla wonders who invited these tacky people.|
|Leopard suits me so much better than red plaid did.|
|Kistiñe, do you think anybody will notice we're wearing the same dress in different colors?|
|I hope Alexis doesn't tell me this isn't "prep" enough.|
|Score: Leopard-3, Tiger-1, Zebra-1, Snakeskin-0.|
Once again, the card slides right out of the box.
|Here I am, world!|
|We may have other quality issues, but we do not have tags through our heads.|
|Wait until you see my foxtrot in these.|
|Are we all cousins, or do we just look like every other pretty girl trying to catch a break in LA?|
|Lovely Patsy shops at one of those $5 stores in low-end strip malls.|
|Either it's the jeans or I have scurvy.|
|This is the last time I buy house-brand Spanx imitators.|
|Yep, tight ponytails are related to having bald patches.|
|L-R: Dollar Tree box doll, unknown, Kmart baggie doll, Lovely Patsy, Mattel|
|If I had decent hair, we'd be partway to a "look."|
|Suddenly Kistiñe realizes that, while she has the proportions of a Belly Button, she has no actual belly button as such.|
|We all have molded-on underwear, so this is not risque at all.|
|Fast fashion cheers me right up.|
|This is a little more S.I.S. than my usual accountant self, but it's so warm!|
|Booty booty booty.|
|This dress should have been in MY package.|
|And yet, we must have the same head mold!|
To even things up, I took a look in the body farm, and sure enough, there are pale thrift-shop Experimental Subjects with faces that have more character than the blonde Lovely Patsy.
|Mackie-faced Barbies... for that enigmatic look.|
|I'm doing "Material Girl" as my audition song. Don't even think about using "I'm Still Standing," when you're clearly not.|
The leopard-wearing masses wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
|At least we're not dressed in turkey print.|