|Asking "do you know who I am?" does me no good at chi-chi restaurants.|
|Are my knees jointed? For $29.99, they'd better be!|
Meanwhile, Disney Descendants appears to be stepping into the multi-cultural spot usually held by Monster High.
|The 1980s rocked! At least, that's what my mom says.|
|It is totally Funny Hat Day|
Freddie is the daughter of Dr. Facilier, the villain from The Princess and the Frog, so I guess she's evil? And maybe something about voodoo? Honestly, I still haven't gotten the Royals and Rebels from Ever After High straight, but I'm happy to see a selection of articulated darker gals.
|Maybe I'm a mermaid-genie?|
Alternately, what does it say about us as a people that EAH dolls now come in unarticulated versions?
|Definitely one of those Parisian ballet girls who's no better than she should be.|
In the toy aisle at Walmart, a midsized child stared at the equivalent display and said, of the one labeled Apple White: "That's supposed to be Apple White? That doesn't even look like Apple White." So Mattel: your reboot does not pass the approval of 10-year-olds. Learn from this!
Walmart has also added Sparkle Girlz Mini playsets for under $5. I was tempted by this one for the furniture.
|With a second chair, this would have been an easier decision.|