It's Christmas Time at Family Dollar and Dollar General (Spoiler: Ultimate Fakie Revealed!)

Frankie Stein and her new younger sister, Nile, would like to take you on a tour of this year's bargain-priced clones and fakies.

Frankie: You seem a little stiff, Nile.
Nile: That's because my legs are like CHOPSTICKS.

While waiting for laundry in the dryer this morning, I went to Family Dollar, which has just started its October reset for holiday toy shopping. Lovely Patsy still has a predilection for animal prints.