"Barbie, you won't believe how much hair conditioner I go through." "Yes, I will. I so will." |
These two girls are my Hula Hair (1997) Teresa and Barbie. Teresa was a find at a going-out-of-business antique shop in Coarsegold: I had to have her because (a) she is articulated by 1990s standards (elbows and knees) and (b) she has blue eyes, which is very unusual for Teresa. Of course, she has the 1990 Teresa head mold that's my favorite.
Hula Hair Barbie honestly wasn't a doll I was going to seek out. Dad and I had both been sick of adult responsibilities, so we went to estate sales on Saturday instead of hauling ourselves through the downtown farmers' market. My first pick for an estate sale was the one that billed itself as mostly tools. And it was! Except there was one box on the patio that had a couple ratty toys in it. One of them was Hula Hair Barbie, with her hair all ratted, topless in a pair of snagged hot-pink jogging pants.
The nice man at the checkout table charged me $1 for her. My logic was that, depending on how much I liked her, either I keep her, I resell her for a profit (because at $1, it's easy to make a profit), or if her hair was unfixable, I would body-farm her.
Her hair proved eminently fixable! She's cute!
Back when the Superstar head mold replaced the Mod head mold, I decided I was officially Too Old for Barbies in protest. It has taken quite a while to grow on me.
So Hula Hair Barbie is staying. Hula Hair is an odd line. The schtick is obviously hairplay, and of course the dolls came out in an era when nobody side-eyed putting a white woman in a grass skirt. (The girls will not be getting replacement grass skirts). Barbie, Teresa, and AA Barbie were the only characters released in this line. Where is Kira? Her first appearance, back in the early 1980s, was as Hawaiian "Miko." She was one of Barbie's friends until 2001. Wouldn't she have been the obvious friend to join a Hula-themed line?
Speaking of Barbie's friends and relations, let's do the family portrait of my Mattel dolls. The collection has been through various upheavals since last we spoke, much less since when this blog was new.
"Teresa, does your brother seem a little... stiff?" |
From left:
Teen Looks Jazzie (1988). Although she's Barbie's "cool cousin," she looks awkward next to the serenity of Teen Skipper. Jazzie is so tall and gawky because her body was based on the Melinda Young Sweethearts (1975) body, but without the limb articulation. It is a cruel trick that Mattel could have done extensively articulated dolls as early as the mid-1970s but chose not to. I chose this Jazzie because she has brown eyes instead of blue.
I love Jazzie because she's such an obvious canon-weld into the Barbie family; she was supposed to have her own little social circle as a rad 1980s teen doll with her own boyfriend (named Dude) and friends. A decade before that, her head mold (if not her identity) belonged to a different beside-line built around fun high school student Starr.
Skipper: "Is Jazzie short for Jasmine?" Jazzie: "Girl, I'm a creature of the 1980s. It's short for Jazzercize." |
Creatable World DC-965, now named Jamie. This one was the collection game-changer, because Jamie's articulation is so expressive. I'd veered away from my pre-2018 preference for articulated dolls, in favor of 1980s and 1990s vintage analogue lines, and Jamie was my wake-up call on how much I like articulation. I'd dropped in at the Really Bad Goodwill on a whim, and there hey were in a baggie with a straight-back-to-donation Barbie and an old-school Sparkle Girlz that I'll talk about some other time.
Cactus Cooler Ken, aka Skinny Manbun Ken, usually referred to as Kenzo (an overhang from my brief Ken period in 2021). Tracking down Skinny Manbun Ken was my obsession way back when Toys R Us went out of business. Every now and again, I think about articulating him, as while the different body types were a great idea, they are so, so stiff. Turns out that with his short-necked head and pale complexion, I don't have a lot of alternatives other than maybe shelling out for a YMY 25. Maybe for Christmas?